So, after hours and hours, no... days and weeks of putting off study, I have made a decision. No longer shall I procrastinate in vain! During my hours of food-based web research and washing roasting pans and muffin tins, I will document and maintain evidence. This way, if I fail to acquire a bachelor of arts I will at least have a food blog to show that I did something productive with my stolen time. Yes, I am a food-obsessed, university student. No matter how much I love anthropology, my major, I can't get food off the brain.
| 1. | Procrastination Cuisine | 3 up, 2 down |
S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours." | ||
So, welcome to procrastination cuisine, my food baby.
